In other news…
I found my long-lost Motorola HS820 bluetooth earpiece… in the pocket of a pair of jeans that has been sitting in my closet since the last time they were washed… hmmm.
Yes. I washed my “lost” earpiece.
I bought a Jabra BT250v two weeks ago and have found it to be a vastly superior replacement both in quality and in ambient noise cancellation (on the other side of the phonecall, according to people I speak with).